it’s clearly wearing underwear; there could be a dick there
Hoooo boy y’all really want to open that can of worms? Ok then.
Supermutants have non functioning genitalia. They’re all basically ken dolls. The penis on males does not grow in size with the rest of the body. Instead it just sits there the same size but the body grows around it and at that point even if they got hard it wouldn’t matter because there’s so much mass around it that it’s unusable. Imagine a very fat guy that has crotch fat and you can’t see his dick but you can see a hole where it is in behind that fat. That’s a super mutant’s package. On the females it’s the same deal. Their breast also shrink while the pectoral muscles increase. They become for all intents and purposes a ken doll also.
This post feels like it came from someone that didn’t play 1 or 2
dickbarn asked: So I saw that picture you reblogged of characters from Hellboy. As somebody who has never read Hellboy before, explain to me the guy that has a door knocker instead of balls lol
If Joseph Joestar tells Kenshiro that his next words will be omae wa mou shindeiru and he says it, who will say nani?
kenshiro says nani. joseph only says that when he’s outsmarted his opponent so afterwards a cardboard cutout of joseph will explode or kenshiro will have been wearing oven mitts the whole time or something